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Home of Superman: Metropolis

March 11th, 2010 Ugly Womans Guide 1 comment

Whilst driving around the state of Illinois, I visited Metropolis way down in the southern  most part of the state. I found a handful of Sears Homes, and I also found Superman.

I sent my brother an email and shared the photo I took of Superman (see below). My brother wrote back and said, “Smallville, Illinois? Ask to see Superman’s birth certificate. And while you’re there, ask about Obama’s too. More probable that we’ll see Superman’s first.”

Superman stands proud and tall in Metropolis

Superman stands proud and tall in Metropolis

That’s Enough. Please Surrender Your Lowes’ Credit Card.

March 8th, 2010 Ugly Womans Guide No comments

This once-lovely Sears Whitehall is in a small town in southwestern Illinois. In its happy days, it was a lovely home with clapboard siding (all cypress), probably painted a bright white with tasteful colors or the trim and shutters.

And then one day, someone thought it’d be a swell idea to wrap this fine old house with faux-logs. Sadly, this Sears Home has lost much of its value, due to this insensitive remodeling job.

This 1920s Sears Home does not look good dressed in faux logs

This 1920s Sears Home does not look good dressed in faux logs

And then there’s this once-lovely Westly, now dripping in plastic and other PVC-based products. There’s so much that’s wrong with this house, I’m not sure what to say. However, I can say that it’s value as a historic structure is mostly lost. What a pity.

Poor little house. If this were a dog, we'd put it out of its misery.

Poor little house. If this were a dog, we'd put it out of its misery.

Another house that should probably be euthanized. This is a Sears Argyle, and before the "remodeling" work was done, this was a darling Sears Argyle.

This is a Sears Argyle, and before the "remodeling" work was done, this was a darling Sears Argyle.

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